My Fascinating Book of Leopards

A leopard, sleeping on a rock,

Could, one morning, have a shock

If snow or frost come down at night

Because his fur may go quite white.

This change of color, rather slow,

Makes him a leopard of the snow

 

I am a Snow Leopard

A leopard, jumping in a lake,

Will soon find this a big mistake

For, when he shakes himself to dry,

His spots will go. We don't know why.

But if he dries off in the sun

His spots soon come back, every one!

 

When marking out his piece of ground

The leopard's tail goes round and round

And, in each corner of his patch,

He does a tink then gives a scratch

To show his rivals where he's at:

"This is my ground. Be off big cat!"

 

 

 

You may think I am very brave

But I did foolishly behave.

I got too close to take this snap;

The leopard landed in my lap.

He pushed me over on my back

And took my camera for his snack.

 

A leopard standing in a tree

Must balance very carefully

Not snatch at birds as they fly by

Or he may fall perhaps, and die.

If a friendly smile he gives

The birds fly by. The leopard lives.

 

A leopard cannot smile or laugh

When plodding down the jungle path

For he must always stay alert

To make sure that he don't get hurt.

A snake or croc might do him in

If he indulges in a grin.

 

 

A leopard running very fass

May set fire to dried up grass

So when he gallops in the chase

He runs fast enough to win the race

But does not use excessive speed

As this could cause his paws to bleed.

 

 

A leopard, if his legs are long,

May sometimes get his pouncing wrong,

And should his tail grow to one metre

He might, perhaps, become a cheetah.

Nature is so very clever

So do not say: "He can't do. Never!"

 

 

A leopard, if he goes indoors,

Must not get ink upon his paws

For when the jungle calls him back

The predators will see his track.

They'll follow him the whole long day

Then leap on him and steal his prey.

 

A leopard, if he has the nerve,

May run quite fast then make a swerve

To catch his prey. He must take care

In case he finds his tail not there.

Though he may bend when moving fast

His tail may not, and fly on past!

 

 

A busy leopard, much admired,

May work too hard and then get tired.

A shady spot, he knows, is best

For settling down to have a rest.

Then he can sleep in comfort but,

If danger lurks, with ONE eye shut!

 

 

 

 

If he has too much food to eat

Then he will settle on his seat.

He'll think about his greedy ways

And eat no more for fourteen days.

A hungry leopard is the one

Who gets the hunting business done.

 

 

A leopard, when he's on the prowl

Will only make the quietest growl

And take great care to make no noise

(He's wiser than most little boys).

In stalking, he may wait all day

Before he pounces on his prey.

 

A leopard, when the clock strike three,

Knows it must be time for tea.

The cuckoo in the cuckoo clock

May think, perhaps, that it is not

But argument is just no good.

A hungry leopard must have food.

A leopard, sitting on the fence,

Will quickly learn it makes no sense

To yowl and try to catch the moon.

He'll learn his lesson all too soon.

Missiles soon will start to fly

And knock him off with bruise-ed eye

 

A leopard, learning how to swim,

Must alway keep his whiskers trim

And keep them up above the wet

Taking care not to forget

That water entering the nose

Will fill him up down to his toes.

 

A leopard living in Australia

Will sometimes think herself a failure,

Though she surely is no slouch,

Because, alas, she has no pouch

To nurse her babies for a while.

So she tucks them up inside her smile.

 

A leopard, going on the stage,

Must not get into a rage

But smile and use his own good sense

To entertain the audience.

Sing and dance he may do well

But NEVER naughty stories tell.

 

A leopard worm, beneath the soil,

Spends all the day engaged in toil

And, though he is so long and narrow,

Loves to move soil with his barrow.

He can be prey to any mouse

So never strays far from his house.

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