Please may Gingerpuss join The Tiger Club?

Our pussy cat went off to war,

As I may have mentioned before.

She got in a fight

With a battling knight

And now can wave only one paw.

Goddbye everyone!

Geroff!!!

You may think him a bit of a rat

For fighting away at a cat.

He did not mean to harm her

But she scratched his best armour

And made him trip over his hat.

End of story

Back to The Club

Shall she be No. 033 ?

  or is it No Girls Aloud?