Please meet Leslie Leopard

When Leslie Leopard came today

We said: "Oh Golly, Gosh!

Before you come inside our house

You'll have to have a wash!

 

And wipe your feet upon the mat

And give yourself a shake!

Where have you been in all this rain?

You are soaked, for Heaven's sake!"

 

So Grandma pampered him a bit,

Enquired as to his name.

Then she asked how old he was

And also, whence he came?

 

We think he is an escapee

From Discovery Channel Store.

He left to find young Snowstorm

But got a splinter in his paw.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grandma fixed his paw O.K.,

I'm happy to announce.

He has put two quarts of milk away.

He is ready now to pounce.

 

We think he is too big for

The Tiger Club

 

Will we let him join as a

Junior Member?